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And if I were to bloom, light me up with your touch. And if I were to cry, make the sky blue with your song. Even now, in the sky there is only one. At any time it's all so dear to me. Flickering, flickering...
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OH MY GOD LOOK IT'S MGS4 ON THE PS 3 THE PS TRIPLE THE MOTEHRFUCKING PLAYSTATION THREE HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD IT'S SNAKE HE'S SNEAKING AROUND IN THE SAND HOLY SHIT OTACON JUST SHOWED UP ON THE SCENE IN HIS PIMP ASS LIMO AND OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT HE'S GOT 69 BITCHES WITH HIM OH MY GOD OTACON IS JUST PIMPING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS ENTIRE POVERTY-RIDDEN COUNTRY OH MY GOD HE'S SELLING THEIR VAGINAS LIKE THEY WERE GRAINS OF RICE IN AN AFRICAN VILLAGE HOLY SHIT IT'S NAOMI HUNTER OH MY GOD SHE'S NOT WEARING ANY PANTS OH MY GOD HER PUBIC HAIRS ARE ON FIRE AND SHE'S MAKING SNAKE SNIFF THEMR IGHT THERE INT HE MIDDL EOF A FIFRE FIGHT HOLY SHIT ROY CAMPBELL JUST CALLED SNAKE AND THEY'RE HAVING PHONESEX WHILE ALL OF THIS OTHER SHIT SI GOING ON OH MY GOD IT'S VAMP THE BISEXUAL HE JUST HIT THE SCENE AND HIS PLACING HIS HANDS ON OTACONS CROTCH AND LICKING THE SHIT OUT OF NAOMI'S ASSHOLE WHILE THE METAL GEAR MK II IS RECORDING THE WHOLE THING OH MY GOD DID I MENTION ALL OF THIS IS IN GLORIOUS 1080P HD TV OH MY GOD SNAKE JUST USED HIS BANDANA AS PROTECTION AS HE PENETRATED NAOMI WITH AN M4 CARBINE OH MY GOD SHE'S HAVING A DOUBLE ORGASM NO WAIT HOLY SHIT IT'S JOHNNY SASAKI AND HE'S FINGERING MERYL WHILE HANGING IN MIDAIR GRABBING ON TO AN ELECTRICAL WIRE HOLY SHIT IT'S REVOLVER OCELOT AND HE'S TWIRLING A PISTOL RIGHT UP SOLIDUS' ASS AND OH MY GOD IT'S RAIDEN AND HE'S JUST SITTING INT HE BACK MASTURBATING THE WHOLE TIME OH MY GOD HE'S GONNA EXPLODE OH MY GOD THERE'S WHITE STUFF EVERYWHERE BUT HE CAN'T FIND IT BECAUSE IT GOT IN HIS HAIR AND HIS HAIR IS WHITE AS YOU KNOW OH MY GOD IT'S MEI LING AND SHE'S GOT 50 DILDOS AND OH MY GOD i cant keep this up sorry but it was a good idea.
My fellow amurricans, there has been a serious depravity of quality cartoons in the past x.
rest assured, jet nuogga 2 is still in production. also, we'll still be delivering your favorite hits every once and a while.
Here is an actual gameplay render of what we've been working on for the past year:
AFTER AN EMOTIONAL HIATUS, I HAVE SPRUNG FROM THE DEPTHS OF HOMEWORK, EXAMS, COLLEGE APPLICATIONS AND BOREDOM TO BRING FORTH THIS MOVING MASTERPIECE THAT CANNOT BE DESCRIBED IN ANY WAY EXCEPT FOR ACIDIc.
