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[CD- SAW]

wah

wow

even though it's not a true, 100 percent claymation it is so much better than anything knox can pull out of his ass and call it comedy.

[Garbage day ft. BBQbeef]

nice job

bbqbeefburgerman was a clock (he was actually three different clocks) anyway nice job on this it's intermeresting

Soragusalt responds:

Yeah, I remember BBQburgerclock.

[Silly Antics On The Highw]

11

i love sevencar but i dont care so much for j00bieclock

retr0smash responds:

responding to a review doot doot doot

[Dailytoon #244]

OH HASPPY CLOK DAY!

OH HASPPY CLOK DAY! to you all my friends

intro: damn funny

TB: the TRUTH about bbq yes

f00d: im not sure if those guys are ALL fags but most are yes.

psychotic - mmm audio and message

mr show - well clock day isnt a HUGE waste of time but i lov da daily showww

TheStarSyndicate responds:

lmao i got most of the clocks in that part from gfc since i dont know shit about the members

[SMOKIGN!!!1]

11

my god everything from the bitmaps to the characters to the sound to the smoking to the taking a dump was quality;

RenegadeClock responds:

This review was quality. Happy Clock Day! <3

["Turd of the Week"]

hm

not very good at all, your ideas are all wrong.

the "pokemon hentai" series is only done by a group of weeners whose antics are not tolerated by the real ringleaders of operations on this website. i hope you might figure out who i am talking about.

also you failed to mention a critical part in submitting any movie: the icon. an icon can make or break an attempt at any sort of score.

also you claim that people are tricked into watching movies that fail to deliver "content of this calibur"??? hentai is not what you would call quality content. it's almost always made simply for exposure of the submitter, the exploits of people gunning for low scores is to take advantage of this to reveal to the public the idiocy of people who only go to this site for hentai. if you would read the reviews on these movies a bit more closely you'd find there are more angry people wishing to find hentai than those uspset about what exactly was in the movie itself.

i sure hope you aren't searching the depths of this website for hentai because you appear to be siding with those who do. the people who scrounge this site for hentai are some of the worst users in terms of any intelligence, yes even worse than those who constantly troll the bbs and post giant FAIL pictures or tons of candy stealing jokes.

a while back, happyleetgost submitted a public service announcement like this, except for a different reason. he was fed up with the competition that would ensue between two parties with similar intentions who i will not name but i would hope you'd be able to figure out. his didn't have the flashy music or flashy graphics but his message was almost the same and received a much lower score than this for reasons unknown.

back on the topic of turds of the week, NOBODY can go and make a turd of the week flash. a critical essence to the formula is reputation. the simple fact that someone already has a lot of movies on the portal will greatly aid any venture into getting a low score.

some people do play dirty and change the name of the movie while it is under judgement, now my two turds from a year ago were not won in this way which makes me feel good about what was done when i see people pulling these cheap tricks today.

the earliest pioneers of this idea created incredibly different movies than what you see today. if one of the movie's title or comments had anything to do with hentai, the movie itself was sure to not. seem familiar? well in a way yes but the movies themselves were a lot more refined than these "pokemon hentai" movies you seem to despise so much.

when the hentai craze was popularized, there was little contention for the turd award. however a group of people who are notorious on this website for constantly churning out massive series of low quality, decided to dip their feet in the water as well and create very similar but also obviously worse movies than the starters of the craze, the result is pokemon hentai, an unfunny ball of dog doo that DOESN'T DESERVE THE ATTENTION THAT WINNING THE AWARD BRINGS.

so this brings me to this: the pokemon hentai series does not even deserve turd, it's obviously not going to be blammed due to the sheer will of the artists' reputations, but winning turd is too much of a blessing for that series, they deserve to fall into the depths of the portal with 90 percent of the movies that are on this site.

now that brings me to this: there are some great turds of the week, granted some are in desperation to prevent losers from taking the spotlight, but even some of the frequent winners of turds have some incredibly hilarious "award winning" movies that grace the portal page every once in a while. it is those jealous of the frequent winners who try to get some of their own exposure that are ruining the integrity of the turd.

the prime intention of winning turd of the week on purpose is to amass abusive reviews to show to people that there are TONS of idiots who are here for horrible reasons, but the movies themselves are unjustified when they lack any form of satire or humor.

KKyuubi responds:

My head hurts...

[-Created-]

mmm delicious

hm is this as quirky and hyper as Horoscope? no. as epic as Hippo farts uphill? not quite. does it have as many subtle dark messages as Mass? no, but still this is very very well done and worthy of a big d.

near the end i liked how the animation was less intense perhaps due to the cease of creation by mr hand i dunno i just see some sort of literary devices there? anyway though the artwork was top notch during the whole movie.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

Yep the hand just faded away....

[Dailytoon #233]

11

this

is

the most epic

dailytoon movie trailer since

jerrys quest for gold trailer

TheStarSyndicate responds:

asdfewr

[((Lady in the Water))]

11

please make more stuff like this;

[TooF is serious business]

mmmm super spicy curry bread

i liked the uh the poster of dr frederick durst that you put on the wall considering it wasn't there when i saw the beta of this