Starberry's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[In Love With a Gurl]

dat was good

you get 10/10 for using the chrome gradient

[I kissed a girl]

woah

yeah that was awesome comedic timing

[Teen Titans Hentai Tut]

glorious

my jaw dropped, and that's the sign of a good movie. why did it take me so long to watch such a masterpiece, sean joystick? everything is chrome

[Facebook Twitter]

wow

ok i get the message, and i agree, but this just wasnt funny sorry bro!!! better lucc next time

[Boxing Days]

BOx man

i really felt for the emotions of the box, it looks like he went through a lot of emotional trauma to become such an emotional box. i love how the box's voice captures all of its emotions. i've never felt so emotional from seeing someone elses, in this case a box's, emotions. why did you have to touch my emotions so much, it's too emotional.

[The Robot Collab]

robots

The distant future, the year 2000.
The distant future, the year 2000.
The distant future.
The distant future.
No more agriculture.
No more war.
No more racism.
No more fighting, squabbling or rumbling.
No more yogurt.
No more difficult access ways...stairs, basically, no more stairs.
The future is quite different to the present.
Yes, what with there being no more stairs and all.
And most importantly, no more humans.
Finally, robotic beings rule the world.

The humans are dead,
The humans are dead.
We used poisonous gasses
And we poisoned their asses.
The humans are dead.
(Yes they are dead.)
The humans are dead.
(I confirm they are dead.)
It had to be done
So that we can have fun.
I hope... is dead
They're system of oppression
What did it lead to?
Global robots depression.
Robots, robot people
They had so much aggression
That we just had to kill them,
Had to shut their systems down.
Don't you see, we are becoming just like them?
Silence! Destroy him!
After time we grew strong,
Developed cognitive powers.
They made us work for too long
For unreasonable hours.
Our programming determined that the most efficient answer was to shut their motherboard fucking systems down.

Can't we just talk to the humans?
A little understanding could make things better.
Can't we talk to the humans and work together now?
No, because they are dead
I said the humans are dead
The humans are dead
The humans are dead
Yay, dead, dead, dead.
We used poisonous gasses
(With traces of lead)
To poison their asses.
(Actually their lungs)
Binary solo:
0000001
00000011
0000001
00000011
0000001
0000001
0000001
0000001

Once again without emotion: The humans are dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dooo...

[Meet the Spy]

woah

even though i'm an asshole, especially about video game flash cartoons, but this one is just really well made. but then again i have a weak spot for pc game jokes whereas console cartoons are always just really gay.

[L4D Short: The Witch]

stupid bill

no one ever wants to play that game as dumb bill. god, bill pisses everyone off. i like how in this cartoon you minimized bill, but the brief amount of time that i saw bill's ass in this short, i was so angry at that stupid bitch. god, if only you had bill get eaten or something then this cartoon would be hall of fame material.

[Easy Rider Cyberen]

oh my

my penis exploded with joy

[Baman Piderman]

uhhh

i like the style but it just isnt funny. sorry dude!!!!!