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hm

well this certainly did nothing for me today.

Wait this is an old flash. Crapccccccccccccccc......

Anyway yeah maybe you should have done more than 1 death but ok.

holy shit

holy shit holy shit holy shit

that was like drugs.

BREADFRUIT CLOCK

breadfruit clock is really cool he is like the janitor of the portal.

ReklessCreati0n responds:

Janitor, lol wat about darx_clock, is he like the Ninja of the portal?

hm

you cannot kill tricky the clown,

no wait a second....

anyway yes the game was good although none of the ways of killing him were too original.

hmm

this game taught me nothing i still dont know who the master chief is.

you should perhaps do another one with new faces and some more sound and maybe some animation after the mask goes off, say, a mini cartoon of sorts.

woot

if only this worked on real NG losers.

why

WHY IS THIS GAME SO GOOD?

The graphics, scripting and gameplay are all right on. The audio portal music adds another level of coolness.

Excellent job!

uh

I guess this is useful for people making games.

sanaaron-2005 responds:

mmm thanks for the review and the high rating

Turd!!

I predict this will be the turd of the week.

Graphics suck, they're sprites.
Style is bad, a boring platformer. All jumps.
Sound.... What sound?
Violence I shot my foot when I realized how bad this was.
Interactivity is just arrow keys
Humor is how bad it is.

F is for Fail

StrawberryClock is king of the portal. You cannot kill StrawberryClock. Everyone loves StrawberryClock. You will vote 5 on Osmosis Hones.

FatonWheels responds:

he made my baby little btother cry thats why he sucks!

dont u hate it when while ur taken a nyce relaxen piss an sudenly ur caught off guard by a sneeze an u get piss everwher

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