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[Dailytoon #275]

funny stuff

the 275th dailytoon does not disappoint. although i asked f00d to make it because i didn't have enough time (wow f00d wow), this actually is better than something of f00d (wow f00d wow). i feel sad for Teller as he cannot even tell sha nay nay jackson to shut the hell up but her emotions in this piece are well expressed. the CEO of geico is in league with George Zimmer.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

response

[Mario Saves the Day!]

bad

alright let's see, half of your movie's filesize is music. no wait, half of it is the music on the first frame. never ever ever put audio on the first frame, especially when you're using a lame preloader and a huge song that isn't compressed in any way.

ok also before i even watched this i knew exactly what it would be: a totally generic sprite movie. there is nothing wrong with sprites, no wait i lied, they show that you are not even capable of drawing a background or characters let alone animate them.

you don't have any voiceovers, hell not even robot voices. mouth movement is almost nonexistant and the speech bubbles were made with dynamic text, another oversight by yourself that makes it appear very sloppy. not to mention the egregious number of typing errors present.

the pacing of the movie is bad especially without any dialogue audio. the jokes are all quite cliche and fall very short. the presentation is also horrible as noted by the huge song at the beginning and the fact that the movie just returns to frame 1, it doesn't even stop!

why did i even watch this? i'll tell you. i was struck by your review of SS vs the KK and i noticed you were horribly misinformed. the kitty krew has no talent whatsoever and you go claiming that they do? i wanted to see if you even knew what you were talking about and i realize that you only know the bare basics of flash. try to get your head out from under a rock.

GiLligEN748 responds:

Well, yes i do only know the basics of flash. Because its my FIRST flash. Give a Noob a brake. My new flash is alot better, although it still has problems. I'm trying to learn, and its people like you that make people want to quit. I use sprites, because i always have, and i can't draw. I was using sprites beforei had flash. (i used to use powerpiont to animate isn't that sad, and i'm still addapting). Haveing said that. your review was very informitve. Once you get passed the abusive nature of it, there are some good points, and i'm sure i will inprove because of it. So for that i thank you.

[Billy Monks Cornucopia]

is this it

is this the nubian sundance because i mean if it is then wow you lied to me but if it is not then wow you lied to me.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

i really should have made nubian sundance

[The Death of Dailytoons]

well here it is

now that the truth has been revealed i shall give my true review for this movie.

for those who do not know the star syndicate is not and never was dead it was all a prank.

the movie itself, wow the really cheesy menu music adds a lot to the "emotion" factor of this movie, as does the GIANT TEXT THAT YELLS AT YOU: DAILYTOON 250.

zekey - mm the characters sure are sad

tb - mmm nice atmospheric blueness

zero - omg he's on the train!!!

rev - nice montage there at the end there yeah

zero2 - not really sure who those last two characters are in the psychadellic scene but it's got some nice colors

ugb - mm it looks like a city yeah holy crap it's the crab in the audience

f00d - my god this is shit what the hell is this part it's just bitmaps wOSH DAMMIT F00D

anyway all SS haters need to see the message to SS haters in the "EXTRA" section.

the most incredible part of this.... is that it was made... in 5 days.... and a certain other collab has taken almost 60 and still isn't done yet, granted it is a totally different group of people AND it's a full song but whatever.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

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[Dailytoon #248]

f00d is A LOSER

sinbista - mmm yess f00d dies from aids

sinblista- i love how f00d admits hes gay in this

hellyf00ls - lmao look you have to get all the toast so dan weisman starves lmao i love killing dna

vilentja - oh my god i love how samuel l jackson jr kills dan weisman

TheStarSyndicate responds:

fu k u

[zaaasfd III: the breeding]

speedy speedy bot

the masterpiece? the masterpiece INDEED

retr0smash responds:

speed boy, da da da da da something

[Garbage day ft. BBQbeef]

nice job

bbqbeefburgerman was a clock (he was actually three different clocks) anyway nice job on this it's intermeresting

Soragusalt responds:

Yeah, I remember BBQburgerclock.

[Silly Antics On The Highw]

11

i love sevencar but i dont care so much for j00bieclock

retr0smash responds:

responding to a review doot doot doot

[Dailytoon #244]

OH HASPPY CLOK DAY!

OH HASPPY CLOK DAY! to you all my friends

intro: damn funny

TB: the TRUTH about bbq yes

f00d: im not sure if those guys are ALL fags but most are yes.

psychotic - mmm audio and message

mr show - well clock day isnt a HUGE waste of time but i lov da daily showww

TheStarSyndicate responds:

lmao i got most of the clocks in that part from gfc since i dont know shit about the members

[SMOKIGN!!!1]

11

my god everything from the bitmaps to the characters to the sound to the smoking to the taking a dump was quality;

RenegadeClock responds:

This review was quality. Happy Clock Day! <3